My Significant Otter: Yours Truly, a Fin-tastic Gal
Right then, listen up, guv'nor! Feast your eyes on this little beauty, a proper marvel! It's rarer than a decent cuppa on a Monday, smoother than a Rolls Royce on a Sunday drive, and shinier than a freshly polished bowler hat. Honestly, you'll be the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the dog's bollocks with this in your possession. Don't be a mug, snap it up before someone else does. You'll regret it, I tell ya, you'll regret it. It's the business, it really is!
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