Survival Straw: Purified Water, Ultra-Light Pack. Adventure Ready.
Right then, fancy a bit of this? A proper treat, this is. Not just a thing, mind you, but a little whisper of something special. Imagine a dash of sunshine, a splash of mischief, and a whole heap of 'ooh la la' all bottled up and ready to go. It'll be the best thing you've bought all week, guaranteed, and probably make you the envy of the whole blooming neighbourhood. Don't be a stranger, have a gander and treat yourself, you deserve it, innit?
£12.19
£24.37