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Uglies: Swim Faster, Look Fiercer. Unleash Your Inner Speed Demon.

Right then, fancy a gander at this little beauty, yeah? It's not just a thing, it's a *statement*, a slice of the extraordinary, a whisper of pure, unadulterated brilliance. Imagine, you, owning this… this *marvel*. It'll be the talk of the town, the envy of your neighbours, the thing that makes your morning cuppa that bit more… *thrilling*. Go on, treat yourself, you deserve it, innit? It's practically begging to be bought! Don't be a mug, get it now, before someone else nabs this gem!

£7.50      £15.00